You were driving the struggle bus off a cliff yesterday.
Four tablespoons of water? That sounds like a pain in the ass.
That’s a new one.
A new what?
You laugh like a zebra.
*weird beep noise from Jared*
What was that sound?
That’s the sound of a botched snap.
Jared, what if that car fell off that truck’s trailer?
That’s it. It would fall off.
Jared, aren’t you excited to see the chinchillas run through this new tube I got for them?
I don’t think they will.
Isn’t it pretty good?!
It’s pretty alright.
See, you know more about football than you know.
P.S. He is wrong. My fantasy team is officially 0-7-1.
I figured it out. I know why you like small animals so much! You’re just like them. You’re afraid of everything. You’re like ‘Oh my god, what was that? A leaf? Run!’
He’s calling me cute, right?
I had a hunch.
A hunch isn’t even a real thing.
A hunch is too a thing, ask Scooby Doo!