Y’all know I’m not trendy. A little because it’s annoying and a lot because that would require shopping and public and things I generally avoid. Anyway, I was out shopping with the family (like, last summer) and was feeling particularly outgoing, because, well, I left the apartment. Hello, real world.
All of a sudden I was the new owner of a pair of mint green pants that look like this…
…except on someone who is 5′ 3″ and not a flamingo.
However, per typical Jared, he hates them. Not the hate like when I wear my Eminem or Rihanna shirts, and he shakes his head at me but doesn’t say anything. The kind of vocal hate where he feels like he has to say
You’re wearing your ugly pants! That color is ugly. They’re green! Who wears green pants? I can’t believe you’re wearing those pants.
Every. Time. Needless to say, these pants were quickly climbing the ranks of my favorite piece of clothing.
And then one time Jared said they were kind of growing on him. I had probably been wearing them for 48 hours straight, and he was probably intoxicated, but he said it, and that negates all the bad things he’s ever said about my green pants.
So, recently I mentioned wearing them to work (ok, it was an interview) and got:
Your ugly pants? That color is ugly. They’re green! Who wears green pants? I can’t believe you want to wear those pants to an interview.
But Jared, you said they were growing on you!
Yeah, like a fungus grows on toes.
So, are any of you in the market for some green skinny jeans?